Nelson works at in a hospital in Casualty. Behind the counter at the hospital. It looks almost like a bar. CROSSOVER! CROSSOVER NOW! Nelson is the head nurse at Sam's hospital. This is why he knows so much, because we all know, from watching TV, that nurses know a lot more about their patients than doctors. Nelson is the head nurse, and so, knows more than anyone. He knows the truth about Sam.

I don't have any photoshop skills, but for those on my flist who do, here's a challenge. Turn this Wil Wheaton into a girl! It shouldn't be too hard, just long hair, a bit of make up. He just looks so androgynous here that I want my theory that he'd make quite a pretty girl proven.

Come on, get your photoshop out and GO!

I recently watched the movie "Toy Soldiers", and yes, I am willing to admit I bought and watched it because it had Wil Wheaton in it.

( Spoiler for the film )

However, I couldn't get over how perfect the plot would be for a Starfleet Academy fic, with Kirk in Sean Astin's part, and Spock in Wil Wheaton. Pike would take over for the headmaster, I suppose.

Also, was I the only one to see the really iffy undertones between Sean's character and the terrorist leader? *remembers the spanking scene*

Anyone up for writing this? Preferably as Spock/Kirk or Gen.

I am not well.
That is all.

*wants Bones and Chase to come look after me* *both Deforest and Karl version*

There was a reporter on Boston Legal called Wolfgang Blitzkrieg, working for the CCN, repeatedly telling everyone that he's part of the best political news team on television.
*laughs loudly*

To semi-quote Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
Nights like this, I miss being in the fake news fandom.

Okay, so new Guild episode out.
Codex and Fawkes sat opposite each other, and Fawkes said he had a nice view. My shipper-heart pretty much exploded, and that's not much to explode about. I just want them to happen so badly, and I don't think they will.
I want fic, but I feel bad about wanting fic, because it feels like RPF, even though it isn't.
As I just told requiem2adream, "They (Felicia Day and Wil Wheaton) are basically playing themselves, except Wil Wheaton is less evil."

On a different note, in my class, only my professor and me knows who William Shatner is. This is terrible.
I informed him that both Shatner and Nimoy was jewish when he mentioned how Catholic the name Kirk was, and that the Vulcan hand sign was actually a jewish blessing. He raised his hand in that gesture as well and when "Live long and prosper." After the class, he talked to me about the Star Trek theme, and how it was futuristic, particularly because it started on a note that no melody ever starts on. He started humming it, and I went "Space, the final fronter."
He followed up with "To boldly go where no man has gone before." Then we parted ways.

PS: If you want to download a book about William Shatner fighting every character he's ever played, go here. It's completely legal, but the offer only stands for today.

Okay, it turns out I'm psychic.
This night, I had a dream that Sheldon from Big Bang Theory touched Penny's boob. (Naked boob, even). It was not sexual in the least, because it's Sheldon, and I'm not even a Sheldon/Penny shipper. Still, the facts of the dream remains, he touched her naked boob in my dream.
I wake up. I get hold of the latest episode of Big Bang Theory. The one that aired while I was sleeping. I start watching it. 7 minutes in, Sheldon touches Penny's naked boob. It's not sexual at all, but he touches her naked boob.
It's episode 8 of season 3. The closest Sheldon and Penny have been so far was an incredibly awkward hug that happened because Penny got Sheldon Leonard Nimoy's autograph for Christmas. There was no way of seeing this coming.

My only conclusion, then, is that I'm psychic. (And I'm using my powers to spoil myself for TV.)

My sister just admitted that Phillip Glenister was hot in some commercial.

I consider this a great victory!

I don't have words for how much I love Shatner for this.
I squeed, I clapped, I hyperventilated, I died from awesome. All this in the course of this clip.
Oh, Shatner, there's just no way of not loving you, is there?
All you Shatner-non-lovers out there, shhh! Let me love him in peace.

Here are my feelings about Chase's moral dilemma recently on House. Oh, and a line or two about House/Cuddy.

( Spoilers for House season 6 )

I am bored and studying, so here's a picture of William Shatner reading.

I'm watching Gosford Park for my essay, and I keep expecting all the nobles to hump the servants. Het, slash, femslash. I'm just waiting for it to happen. In fairness, there's been some pretty strong hints that at least one of the male servants wants to get it on with one of the male nobles, but that's only one.

Also, in this scenario, Ryan Phillipe is everyone's bitch.

Damn, I hate writing essays!

:(

I just need to check if I'm the only one.

Poll #1483956 Look at her!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15

Are you able to look at a scene in the Reboot with Uhura without being distracted by how gorgeous Zoe Saldana is?

(And yet the only Uhura icon I have is of Nichelle. Oh well, she's pretty distractingly gorgeous as well. Especially when she says "Sugar" in that seductive voice of hers.)

Am I the only Top Gear fan who actually don't think people were over-sensitive when they complained about this ad being shown before the watershed?

WARNING: Graphic suicide is depicted in this clip.

I'm back in England, and I brought hot dogs and stickmeat!
Also, I think I could grow to love White Collar very easily. The two main characters are so slashy I keep expecting them to actually get it on. I would not be surprised if this turned canon. This despite the fact that I actually like the FBI agents wife quite a lot already.
Also, I love how subtle they were in letting us know that one of the FBI agents was a lesbian. Then they shrugged and moved on. It was pretty cool. I'm looking forwards to seeing more.

Also, TOS!Chekov is a total creep! Why was I not warned of this?

I'm completely unable to find fic about Kirk Prime ending up in the Reboot verse, and I really, really want him to reunite with Spock Prime. Anyone got any links for this?
Bonus points if it's got reboot!Kirk/reboot!Spock as well, because nothing says love as loveX2.

Poll #1481767 Yes, I am that geeky. are you surprised?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20

Should I buy a customised, knitted hat with a Star Trek insignia on the side?